Annoyances

After spending the weekend with my girlfriend I feel the need to compile a list of things that aggravate me. This isn’t directed at my girlfriend, she is wonderful, but a list of realizations I’ve come to over the past couple of days. I've decided to open the list to include things outside of the military.

Dude Bras

People who think Natural Light is a good beer.

Homosexual couples that complain about not being able procreate.

In order for me to take a day off I have to fill out three separate forms.

My brother forgetting my birthday

Salespeople that won’t leave me alone even after I told them I’m just looking.

I hate receiving a lecture on safety every week. The military has spent over $100,000.00 on my education. Do I really need to be lectured on the dangers of wildlife every other week?

The fact that my boss hasn’t done his job in over a year.

Sundays

Sundays in the Military are days for cleaning gear and preparing for the upcoming week. As I do that, I want to hear your views on unions. Should we have them, are they useless, etc.? Post your comments on what you think!

Long Night

So on most Fridays, we have to stay at work super late for inconceivable reasons. Basically, we are all waiting other platoons to report that their 100% on their sensitive items which has absolutely nothing to do with us. Really the only thing it does is hamper our morale and getting drunk that night that much better. This brings me to an interesting topic. Unions. Now, we don't have unions in the military because we are serving our country. Because we don't have unions, we can get screwed over as much as our supervisors want because, in the military, if someone outranks you, they are automatically smarter, faster, and better at critical thinking. Which is all totally bullshit but hey, I guess its the price you pay to serve your country.

Kitties

So, today is my birthday, and all I really want is a kitty. I'm not crazy or anything, I just think cats are funny. I don't there is anything wrong with a grown man having a pet that makes him laugh. Lord knows that I could use it with the stress from my job. The sad fact is that I will never have a cat in my current military situation. I think this is fucked because some prisoners are able to have cats to make them less violent, but why give one to the guy serving his country? Here are some videos I though were funny, enjoy. The last video isn't of a cat. I just though it was funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7qFZBJN838&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS9RENQKOc8