While I was sitting in the office today, I was reminded of my former platoon sergeant, and his many fabricated stories. I then had a long discussion with one of my co-workers on the ghost stories he used to tell us and other random stuff he would say. Here is a list of some of the gems he told us. There will be more to follow.
1. "I jumped off an aircraft carrier once."
2. "That's nothing, I broke my ankle six times in Iraq and got shot in it too."
3. "While I was stationed in Germany I raced a Ferrari to France for my 30 birthday."
4. "I'm gonna dirt-fuck the hell out of you."
5. "If you're late one more time I'm gonna have to make some nut wine."
Monday, January 31, 2011
Hello World
This is my first blog and I decided to use it share some of the interesting things I hear while serving my country. Check back for more while I play with the settings and get things configured to my liking.
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