Monday, January 31, 2011

HOOAH!!!

While I was sitting in the office today, I was reminded of my former platoon sergeant, and his many fabricated stories. I then had a long discussion with one of my co-workers on the ghost stories he used to tell us and other random stuff he would say. Here is a list of some of the gems he told us. There will be more to follow.

1. "I jumped off an aircraft carrier once."
2. "That's nothing, I broke my ankle six times in Iraq and got shot in it too."
3. "While I was stationed in Germany I raced a Ferrari to France for my 30 birthday."
4. "I'm gonna dirt-fuck the hell out of you."
5. "If you're late one more time I'm gonna have to make some nut wine."

17 comments:

Motivationalized said...

Nut wine? Hehe, that's a new one...

WorldCraft said...

Dirt-fuck. Alrighty then.

Schla.mp3 said...

nut wine? whaaaaaaaaat

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cubemike99 said...

There is NO WAY #4 can be a lie. Army people tell really funny stories. Supporting: check me out:
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jonwinters said...

what's a dirt-fuck? i'm guessing nut wine is when you whine after someone kicks you in the balls.

stan said...

nut wine. wtf?

Hydrax said...

nut wine.. dont like the sound of that!


-Hydrax
http://dcuodaily.blogspot.com/

Chock Full of BS said...

I once raced air craft carriers. Then each person drove their ferrari the length of their ship then stopped suddenly to try to fling them self the farthest distance into the water. True story.

Franco said...

the nut wine one is the best

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TomHollywood said...

nut wine!? thats mental, check out a vid I posted on my blog

http://tom-hollywood.blogspot.com/

cheers!

What a wonderful world said...

Seriously, those are hilarious ! You made my day, thanks !

Ekrow said...

Nut wine?

Alphalpha said...

Hahaha, sounds like fun, well, other than getting shot...

murz90 said...

Dirt-fuck? say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Followin' ;d

Jonas said...

"I jumped off an aircraft carrier once."
all right, me too!!!

nice blog bro, following and supporting!

KB said...

That first line reminds me of the movie Flags of Our Fathers when the guy falls off the ship and they leave him behind. :/

metalpark_73192 said...

Lmfaooo what the hell is nut wine?

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