I attended AIT at the Defense Information School at Fort Meade, Md. For those of you that don't know, the DOD standardizes training for all military journalists at DINFOS. Here are some of funny things I can recall hearing while at DINFOS from the various services.
"So, you're just gonna come in here and gaff me off?"
"If I'm talking over here you are shut up over there."
Person 1: "So, what's it like being in the Coast Guard Reserve?"
Person 2: "Well, someone has to sit in the basement."
Person 1: "What's wrong with your head?"
Person 2: "I have alopecia."
Person 1: "Oh... I just thought you lost a bet."