Tuesday, February 1, 2011

AIT

I attended AIT at the Defense Information School at Fort Meade, Md. For those of you that don't know, the DOD standardizes  training for all military journalists at DINFOS. Here are some of funny things I can recall hearing while at DINFOS from the various services.

"So, you're just gonna come in here and gaff me off?"

"If I'm talking over here you are shut up over there."


Person 1: "So, what's it like being in the Coast Guard Reserve?"

Person 2: "Well, someone has to sit in the basement."


Person 1: "What's wrong with your head?"

Person 2: "I have alopecia."

Person 1: "Oh... I just thought you lost a bet."

24 comments:

Alphalpha said...

What's alopecia? Lol, nvm, I'll look it up.

Jesse Larkin said...

All of these Abbreviations blow my mind!

Jonas said...

i couldn't understand, too deep for me

KB said...

Haha, some of the stories my brother brings home from the Naval base are some of the funniest I've ever heard.

More quotes from the military!

Rabidmoose said...

I had to look up alopecia I'll admit, my vocabulary isn't that great.

Hydrax said...

"Well, someone has to sit in the basement."

Ha! this is great stuff!

David said...

Not going to lie, I had to idea what alopecia means. Very funny stuff tho.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Good post, but feel free to add a link or two for big words (since a lot of people needed help with alopecia). GJ!

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PongoMongo said...

Ha thats pretty funny, I was thinking about serving at one point

WorldCraft said...

From wikipedia:
"Alopecia means loss of hair from the head or body, sometimes to the extent of baldness."

That makes what person 1 said even more messed up and hilarious.

Cowbellrocker said...

Funny shit.

RunningMan32 said...

lmao appreciate the laugh man.
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GregMitchell said...

haha at the second convo defo looks like its been shaved of when they have been drunk

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StarcraftII said...

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Brut said...

Hahaha, funny stuff man

sense said...

whats alopecia?

Walkabeast said...

My whole family is military. Gotta hand it to them, they sure have a good sense of humor.

Auatarch said...

My brother's thinking about joining the military, keep the stories coming and I'll pass this blog on to him.

metalpark_73192 said...

Damn that's fucked up about the reserve dude!

Following and supporting bro!

Fruffles said...

Lost a bet. Wtf? Poor guy, hair loss sucks.

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What a wonderful world said...

Military is really a hard work. ;)

Tifa said...

Lmao XD @ Alopecia!!!

I mean, aw but lmao xD!!!

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