Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Air Force

Here are some sayings that I’ve heard from my friend in the Air Force.
This saying is in regards my friend attempting to calm down another crewmember as the engines on their C-130 began to fail.
“Listen man, there isn’t anything that is going to happen to you that isn’t going to happen to the rest of us.”
This saying is in regards to my friend explaining why he didn’t inform his supervisor that a female airman was having sex with multiple partners at his party.
“Listen Steve, you know I’m not one to break up a good party.”
Following that conversation my friend gave the female airman the nickname of “lefty loosey.” Please keep in mind that they were mechanics, so it was a pretty good play on words.

25 comments:

Motivationalized said...

To the Air Forces arem't that bad you say ;)

Walkabeast said...

note to self, find female airmen.

metalpark_73192 said...

*sigh* it angers me how women do this shit and don't respect themselves, it's a fuckin' disgrace.

Fruffles said...

Lefty loosey, haha. That's a good one.

Mihai-Edrisch said...

lool funny stuff are happening in the navy

StarcraftII said...

Lol funny quotes bro!!

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JuX said...

HAHA. So everyone has group sex with at least 1 female airmen? Should join the airforce.

Jonas said...

hahahahaha this is soo goood

Zoe! said...

I like your blog, I'll be following.

fadedline17 said...

Just giving more women in the military a bad rep. xD

duquem421 said...

Lol, this has a funny degrading effect on the navy xD

WorldCraft said...

Good party, huh. Let's hope they aren't as picky as the navy is known to be!

Public Confessions said...

awesoem friend


-anonymous public confessions

sense said...

hahahaha. funny. your sayings are awesome. moar please.
I will be following daily for more of your posts.
I appreciate your support as well.

What a wonderful world said...

So funny, hope you'll post some more soon !

RunningMan32 said...

Thanks for the update Ive been waiting for one haha, made my morning a good one.

xX13vamper37Xx said...

lolololol no pun intended

Pittfag said...

I had a physics teacher back in High School who was in the AF and chock full of quotes and stories like this lol

Araita said...

Lol, you made my day, man!

Okko said...

gimme more..gotta love the humor

A player of games said...

Funny stuff im loving it.

The Shred Sho said...

bahaha, your blog is one of the most humorous i've read. Thank you so much for sharing.

Luxury Diamond said...

thank you for sharing

anoodle said...

I'm going to remember that lefty loosey thing and pass it off as my own.

afrodude50 said...

Makes the air force sound good

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