I recently attended a training meeting for driver safety. The following is a list of notes I took from that training meeting. Most of the meeting was spent with people just bullshiting, so I was able to gather quite a bit of fuel for my blog, enjoy.
“My phone ain’t rang in a minute because my bitches don’t love me no more. But I still love all my bitches.”
Person 1: “How many kids you got?”
Person 2: “Two and a possible.”
“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”
“I won’t hit a female but I will beat a bitch.”
Person 1: “Do the math and add it up.”
Person 2: “I failed Algebra. So, what up now?”
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What the hell?! Well in my training there were many women around 40 years, extremelly silent!
Awh man, I had to attened one of these when I was caught speeding.
lol at the ebay one
we all love our biitches....
Good luck! Many of these meetings are also "surveys" for employees.
Funny quotes bro!!
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My god and people from the military wonder why people hate them.
Gotta love the military :/ lol
I failed Algebra. What up now? LOL
You made me lol at all of them. Great stories. Keep going to driver safety training and get more cool stories :D
lol @ Algebra fail!
haha , i lol'd :D
ahahahahaha keep them coming :D some of them are funny
“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”
lol'd soo hard.. great post man.
i have a couple possibles.
Algebra wasn't my strong point in maths...
Ha last one is great
Two and a possible, hehe.
haahaha a love that, i will follow you for more quotes ^^
This is absolute gold.
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Lol nice.
I love the I won't hit a female quote hahaha
You can find anything at eBay nowadays. Heck, It's even been added to spell check as a legitimate word, unlike youtube and facebook.
lol. always funny stuff
haha who the hell looks for friends on ebay?!
I never new the military was this hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, your posts are hilarious. :)
Hitting women is something that I generally don't do without a damn good reason (ie, if they provoke it by going up to your face shouting "YOU GONNA HIT ME???"
Wow. Just wow.
That's pretty funny, lol.
Epic, I lold hard at the ''
“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”''
hahah two and a possible?
HAHAH few sentence alot of laughs
These are awesome. Keep posting man
wow this joke was awesome LOL
Thanks for shareing!
FOllowing!
Haha nice one
ok lol
nice quotes
I lawl'd
AHAHAHAHA! Awesome stuff.
Haha, awesome. I'm joining the navy soon (Damage Control), and I'm really hoping I get great moments like these.
XD Love these.. I lol'd the hardest for:
“I won’t hit a female but I will beat a bitch.”
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