Thursday, February 3, 2011

Training Meeting

I recently attended a training meeting for driver safety. The following is a list of notes I took from that training meeting. Most of the meeting was spent with people just bullshiting, so I was able to gather quite a bit of fuel for my blog, enjoy.

“My phone ain’t rang in a minute because my bitches don’t love me no more. But I still love all my bitches.”

Person 1: “How many kids you got?”
Person 2: “Two and a possible.”

“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”

“I won’t hit a female but I will beat a bitch.”

Person 1: “Do the math and add it up.”
Person 2: “I failed Algebra. So, what up now?”

43 comments:

Alopix said...

What the hell?! Well in my training there were many women around 40 years, extremelly silent!

Anonymous said...

Awh man, I had to attened one of these when I was caught speeding.

Bassislv said...

lol at the ebay one

RP said...

we all love our biitches....

Kashmatik said...

Good luck! Many of these meetings are also "surveys" for employees.

StarcraftII said...

Funny quotes bro!!

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Coilis said...

My god and people from the military wonder why people hate them.

Last Remaining Light said...

Gotta love the military :/ lol

Jesse Larkin said...

I failed Algebra. What up now? LOL

cubemike99 said...

You made me lol at all of them. Great stories. Keep going to driver safety training and get more cool stories :D

MRanthrope said...

lol @ Algebra fail!

Ravelizard said...

haha , i lol'd :D

Ravelizard said...

ahahahahaha keep them coming :D some of them are funny

Tasty said...

“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”

lol'd soo hard.. great post man.

jonwinters said...

i have a couple possibles.

Anonymous said...

Algebra wasn't my strong point in maths...

PongoMongo said...

Ha last one is great

Motivationalized said...

Two and a possible, hehe.

HéxXxèN said...

haahaha a love that, i will follow you for more quotes ^^

Auto Tuned Soul said...

This is absolute gold.

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Rabidmoose said...

Lol nice.

Brut said...

I love the I won't hit a female quote hahaha

WorldCraft said...

You can find anything at eBay nowadays. Heck, It's even been added to spell check as a legitimate word, unlike youtube and facebook.

!sense! said...

lol. always funny stuff

metalpark_73189 said...

haha who the hell looks for friends on ebay?!

Me said...

I never new the military was this hilarious!

What a wonderful world said...

Thanks for sharing, your posts are hilarious. :)

Anonymous said...

Hitting women is something that I generally don't do without a damn good reason (ie, if they provoke it by going up to your face shouting "YOU GONNA HIT ME???"

T. Banacek said...

Wow. Just wow.

Unknown said...

That's pretty funny, lol.

earth said...

Epic, I lold hard at the ''
“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”''

Right Guard said...

hahah two and a possible?

Eindb44s said...

HAHAH few sentence alot of laughs

Unknown said...

These are awesome. Keep posting man

Anonymous said...

wow this joke was awesome LOL

Jack said...

Thanks for shareing!

FOllowing!

j1m said...

Haha nice one

Adolph Gingerhorn said...

ok lol

Okko said...

nice quotes

Unknown said...

I lawl'd

ilir said...

AHAHAHAHA! Awesome stuff.

Unknown said...

Haha, awesome. I'm joining the navy soon (Damage Control), and I'm really hoping I get great moments like these.

Tifa said...

XD Love these.. I lol'd the hardest for:

“I won’t hit a female but I will beat a bitch.”

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