I recently attended a training meeting for driver safety. The following is a list of notes I took from that training meeting. Most of the meeting was spent with people just bullshiting, so I was able to gather quite a bit of fuel for my blog, enjoy.
“My phone ain’t rang in a minute because my bitches don’t love me no more. But I still love all my bitches.”
Person 1: “How many kids you got?”
Person 2: “Two and a possible.”
“I need to go on eBay and find myself some new friends.”
“I won’t hit a female but I will beat a bitch.”
Person 1: “Do the math and add it up.”
Person 2: “I failed Algebra. So, what up now?”