So, I was reminded yesterday of a story my friend once told me about him and his wife.
The story came from when we were talking about a mutual friend that was having an affair with a female soldier. As we were talking and discussing our disgust for out then friend, he starts to tell me about how his wife would never cheat on him. So, I indulged him and asked him why he was so sure that she would never cheat on him. He then told about what he did before his last deployment. Apparently, he dug a hole in the woods behind his house and then took his wife on a walk to see the hole. Once they were both standing over the hole, he pointed to it and said "never cheat on me," and walked off.