Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Hole

So, I was reminded yesterday of a story my friend once told me about him and his wife.

The story came from when we were talking about a mutual friend that was having an affair with a female soldier. As we were talking and discussing our disgust for out then friend, he starts to tell me about how his wife would never cheat on him. So, I indulged him and asked him why he was so sure that she would never cheat on him. He then told about what he did before his last deployment. Apparently, he dug a hole in the woods behind his house and then took his wife on a walk to see the hole. Once they were both standing over the hole, he pointed to it and said "never cheat on me," and walked off.

29 comments:

Damian said...

What a nice way to convince someone.

Layman Researcher said...

Whoa! that is one way of doing things!

Mr Quimper said...

Lol, never cheated on him but ditched him right after.

Samuel said...

i must make a note of that

Motivationalized said...

Heh, that's one way to put it.

Banacek said...

Whatever works I guess! Still, deployment must be hellish on families and relationships.

Candlej- said...

wasnt there a line in the Godfather that said "Fear keeps people loyal"?

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Bassislv said...

lol, and his wife stayed with him after that?

seankenny08 said...

hahahaha

Jcache said...

Well...It looks like Im gonna head out back and start digging a hole.

mtn said...

Wow, i don't know if my wife would like me doing that

Daan said...

wow thats shocking man

Brendan McCarty said...

wow, thats kind of hardcore haha

Jordan said...

thats a little creepy

Mr. Storyteller said...

haha, he must have scared the sh!t out of his wife
nice story

GamerGanz said...

Woah, that's some nice friends you have there. ;)

The Duke said...

That's uhmmm, funny in a ridiculous way but if that really happened that's kinda horrifying. Relationships shouldn't be based on threats lol

fadedline17 said...

Haha, damn! That's how you tell 'em xD

KB said...

Hahaha that's kinda brutal lol. Funny stuff man.

coolblogger said...

hhahahahaha...No wonder why he is in army;-)
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The Game Store Guy said...

Brutal but simple.

murz90 said...

Hahahahaha, smooth :D

Anonymous. said...

Pretty funny, but also kind of disheartening O_o

BrandonHeat said...

Funny! And useful.

jeebus said...

Fucked up

Patti D. said...

That is true love, not.
pretty messed up if this is true, btw.

Three Cheers for Calvin said...

holy shit, that's blunt! haha that is kind of funny though.

Ion762 said...

well that is certainly direct

Tifa said...

Lol, if my husband showed me the "hole" and said that.

I would have replied, "nice hole, hope you dug it comfortably enough to sleep in from now on."

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