Sunday, February 13, 2011

BCT

No matter what branch a servicemember is in they have to go through basic combat training. It is a terrible fact of life that has inspired many famous books and movies.  Here are some lines that I remember from my time at basic, enjoy.

“So, no shit there I was balls deep in some guys ass.”

“Oh no! Oh hell no!”

“How the hell do you know when I’m coming? Do you have someone out here flipping pigeons?”

Soldier:                       “Drill Sergeant, your fly is open.”
Drill Sergeant:            “What!? Thank you soldier, but why the hell are you looking?”

“I want it to be so quiet in here that I could hear a rat piss on cotton.”

Drill Sergeant:            “Private, in what manner will you engage the enemy?”
Private:                       “I will eat an al-Qaeda fetus in front of my enemies and watch them cry.”

Soldier:                       “Oh, what a beautiful sunset.”
Drill Sergeant:            “Shut the hell up.”

22 comments:

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Armageddon said...

Lol, those are some pretty good one liners, and back and forths.

TreeBranchez said...

"I want it to be so quiet in here that I could hear a rat piss on cotton."

haha, I like that one.

Banacek said...

Sounds like good times!

Polybius said...

Reminds me of "Full Metal Jacket"

Zoe! said...

Very cool :)

Samuel said...

great times !

Mr Quimper said...

I dont think I could put up with this, these guys would drive me mad.

The Pokemon Master-er said...

haha ! :D

Jordan said...

sounds exactly like how boot camp is portayed in movies

Stuff that matters, stuff that don't said...

Haha, well I guess one has to be special to want to serve in the military.

JR said...

lol @ eating a terrorist fetus

thegoldenchild said...

haha nice!

ilir said...

ROFL. You gentlemen in the service are mentally disturbed.

Braingeyser said...

Most of these are comedic gold. Good post mate.

coolblogger said...

oh my! is this how the men in military are trained?
How do they come back home to their kids and wife?

King Artur said...

Love the terrorist fetus one, I could see someone defending it as well:

"Nowhere in the Geneva convention does it say that I am not allowed to eat the fetus' of my enemies offspring as a war tactic"

Arex said...

Lol I don't think I'm tough enough for the military :P

The Game Store Guy said...

Oh god...I loved the Drill Sergeant stuff. I personally feel that these men are the most under appreciated men of comedy...primarily because no-one thinks they're funny when they're stomping your guts out, but I digress.

Bassislv said...

"will eat an al-Qaeda fetus in front of my enemies and watch them cry." hahahahahahaha

murz90 said...

This one with rats pissing on cotton, I... I just can't stop laugh :D

Kugy said...

DUDE!! i fricking love this blog!! I am actually thinking bout joinin the marines idk fosho tho. i got friends in it right now. and i loved this one so much!! “I want it to be so quiet in here that I could hear a rat piss on cotton.”

FOLLWING FOSHO!!
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