Friday, February 18, 2011

Sometimes, you just have to poop.

I was talking with one of the guys I work with yesterday and we got on the subject of having to shit at inopportune times. I don’t know why, but this seems to be a recurring conversation in my life. Anyway, he started telling me about the shits people would take while out on patrol in Iraq.

As it turns out one of his buddies shit himself while out on patrol. He couldn’t make it to the side of a house in time and just shit himself. Keep in mind they were on patrol in Iraq back in 2007 this dude just stripped down in the middle of the street and wiped himself off. It was unfortunate for everyone in his Humvee because he was the gunner. So, this guy had to sit in the gunners chair, naked from the waist down, until they could get back to base.

This story really hit home this morning while I was on a five mile run. I had to deviate the course and run into a portable toilet on a construction site. I got inside the thing and there was blue stuff everywhere, it looked like someone had killed a smurf inside the damn thing. The toilet paper was covered with the stuff too so I couldn’t wipe thoroughly. On the run back, the chaffing was out of control.

21 comments:

Banacek said...

Thanks for the story! Somehow my lunch isn't quite as appealing now!

coolblogger said...

you guys should be paid more than doctors

anoodle said...

I ate an entire pizza yesterday and woke up this morning with sharp intestinal pains.

Anonymous. said...

That's dedication.

Samuel said...

nice story there !

mtn said...

omg poor guys in de humvee... what did he do with his smelly trousers?

The Pokemon Master-er said...

I agree with "coolblogger", it can't be easy ;(

metalpark_73192 said...

Wow that was unfortunate!

Araita said...

Ugh, there goes my dinner... back to the fridge...

Jordan said...

lol thats gross i try to avoid porta potties at all costs

Tasty said...

lol that is so disgusting but so funny at the same time

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I had that problem this afternoon. But with the smurf comment, it makes me wonder. What color does a smurf turn when you choke it???

Zoe! said...

lol hilarious!

Panache said...

The deepest essence of life can be conveyed through the simple metaphor, that life is really about not messing in your pants....

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Josh said...

My friend lost his bowels while he was in basic. He shit his pants in the last 50 meters of a long run, and since he has no since of smell, he couldn't tell if he had cleaned himself up enough afterward. Not the most popular guy after that.

Alan said...

haha blue stuff.

i think thats some disinfectant or something

murz90 said...

Oh god, stories about shit always make me laugh :D

Motivationalized said...

Awww shit dude (hehe, literally), what do you eat out there?

King Artur said...

Maybe the dude before you ate way too many blueberries

ÆOURA said...

this coca-cola slushie does not look as appetizing as it did 5 minutes ago.

Tifa said...

Lmao xD !!!

I too have an interesting story to tell but if I did, I would have to kill you, jk!

Great blogs!! ^_^ I enjoy them alot!!
Keep up the good work!

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