Definitions of the two words (From dictionary.com):
Stand - to stop or remain motionless or steady on the feet
Fast - moving or able to move, operate, function, or take effect quickly; quick; swift; rapid
Now the logical portion. How in the flying f*ck is a soldier supposed to rapidly and swiftly remain motionless. That is all.
22 comments:
lol good point
Yeah, doesn't make much sense :S
Everything is possible in the army.
With great difficult
Is that like "hurry up and wait?"
lmfaoo true true
they need to change that
Huh that's weird
mind=blown :p
Apparently you're not trying hard enough?
Hah, good point.
Go for it!
LOL i love oxtmorons... This one i havent heard yet, though. What does it even mean? In context, im saying, not the logical technical definition... :P
Very very carefully.
thatis funny
That's like when people say an issue "centers around ____". It's either centered on, or circled around. It doesn't work both ways.
The answer: Stop whatever the heck you are doing this *** ****** ****** moment.
LOL, the mind-banging that goes on in the service is awesome.
LOL, good point, sir :D
shoulde just yell freeze
Last line had me laughing, funny stuff, man!
Lol..
XD Maybe you're suppose to remain still as you--Ah nevermind. Hilarious.
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