Afternoon everyone, this post will be about things I’ve discussed with my coworkers in regards to our Command Sergeant Major. Over the past few months we have been able to fabricate a number of stories and scenarios that he has been involved in. I am hoping his legend will continue on from these stories.
He gained in Command Sergeant Major powers from being struck by lightning. (On a side note, he was actually hit by lighting in the line of duty, hence the joke.)
He has a moon base.
He can tie a triple noose knot.
He once killed a soldier for wearing their patrol cap around post.
He is preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
The off colored wall in our office is from the last time him came in through the wall.
He ruck marches to work.
He pushes a boulder to work.
He is the only man gym who runs on the treadmill with a bayonet in his teeth.
He makes his hot sauce from the ears of the men he has killed.