Wednesday, February 9, 2011

CSM

Afternoon everyone, this post will be about things I’ve discussed with my coworkers in regards to our Command Sergeant Major. Over the past few months we have been able to fabricate a number of stories and scenarios that he has been involved in. I am hoping his legend will continue on from these stories.

He gained in Command Sergeant Major powers from being struck by lightning. (On a side note, he was actually hit by lighting in the line of duty, hence the joke.)
He has a moon base.
He can tie a triple noose knot.
He once killed a soldier for wearing their patrol cap around post.
He is preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
The off colored wall in our office is from the last time him came in through the wall.
He ruck marches to work.
He pushes a boulder to work.
He is the only man gym who runs on the treadmill with a bayonet in his teeth.
He makes his hot sauce from the ears of the men he has killed.  

24 comments:

bamboleo said...

Sounds like my father! Haha - ha...

Johnny Drama said...

Who isn't preparing for the zombie apocalypse!?!

King Artur said...

Haha, some of those are pretty damn good

Rabidmoose said...

As someone said, who isn't preparing for the zombie apocalypse it's standard practice these days.

Brut said...

I love the hotsauce one!

Arex said...

Affirmative! I just started firefox, and I'll probably stay with it. It's got a few handy plugins, and is certainly faster.

also, sounds like chuck norris is your command sergeant major ;)

ÆOURA said...

came through the wall... atomic reassembly or glory hole action?

ROFL!

morning coffee'd, great idea for a blog@
documenteddistraction.blogspot.com

Coilis said...

If your Sargent Major is preparing for the zombie outbreak then god damn hes the first person I want to know. I bet he has a warehouse full of supplies such as ammunition, food, water, clothing etc.

MJones said...

Oh the Zombies are coming. At least you'll be prepared with this dude around.

Zoe! said...

Haha, my friend would love your blog :)

Adamski said...

dammit arex you stole my comment lol

Araita said...

He got hit by a lightning? wow

Francis said...

Cool blog! I like all the military humor. How do you like the military so far?

Chris, Fishing Conservation for the East Coast said...

Sounds like something out of Band of Brothers

Jordan said...

prepare for the zombies while there is still time!

metalpark_73192 said...

Your Command Sergeant Major > Chuck Norris....hahahaha

Jamie said...

It is quite funny how stories can build up like that sometimes. You know who to stay by in a zombie apocalypse at least!

Motivationalized said...

Dude's like Chick Norris!

Quasar green said...

i want a moon base

Noah Vawter said...

he needs a cool nick name!! Major Boulders perhaps???

Mr Quimper said...

Can I visit his moon base?

LittleGiantBomb said...

Hit by lightning, what are the chances of that?
That'd be.. scary?

jeebus said...

Good stuff

Lendo Khar said...

Manly men doing manly things?

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