Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Bathroom

So, the room that I live in requires me to share a bathroom with another guy. The bathroom is located between both of our rooms, with a door on each side. The guy that I share it with has never once cleaned the damn thing. My anger over the matter has grown over the past couple of months and I've decided to take action.

It is an unspoken code that if the light and fan are on in the bathroom, it is occupied. This prevents us from barging in on the other while in the middle of our business. I've noticed of the past couple of weeks that he may have irritable bowel syndrome or something equally wrong with his colon. So, in order to enact my revenge I have decided to keep the light and fan on at all times while I'm home. This way he will always think I'm in there and never get the sweet release from his IBS. All he had to do was clean the toilet and we would have been cool, but not now.

27 comments:

Mr Quimper said...

Smear crap on the walls too

Samuel said...

Sounds like a good plan, revenge is sweet.

Jordan said...

lol maybe u should ask him if he can clean the bathroom once in a while then u can get along

Sieger said...

i can't stand people that don't clean up after themselves, what are they? dogs? If you have a brain, use it. and lulz at the plan, but it won't be funny if he shits himself and smells up both of your rooms...hmm

Zoe! said...

you trickster!

Banacek said...

Have you tried asking him to clean it? Does he know that he should?

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Candlej- said...

that should definitely teach him a lesson, poo brings nothing but negative energy to the party.

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Rabidmoose said...

That's pretty cruel but hey, he has it coming for being lazy.

shadi said...

i can't share the bathroom with unclean guy

Wolfoon said...

happened to me in AIT those lazy bastards never cleaned it and when i had room inspections there would be shit everywhere. i had to do so many push-ups cause you can't tell your PSG that it was your suite mates fault. arrrgh

Lendo Khar said...

You should talk with him, damn, that guy, hope you can work out things with him

The Game Store Guy said...

Hopefully you will tell him soon, that way it might be resolved after several days worth of IBS torture.

LittleGiantBomb said...

Hah, sweet revenge.

Motivationalized said...

Dude I know exactly what you're talking about, my roommate hasn't touched the vacuum yet, and it's been like 8 months.

Adam said...

haha wow

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Grayson said...

nice. he should know to help clean up. he is using it after all

coolblogger said...

poking and hacking are fun as long you do it and noone does it you..

murz90 said...

You should tell him to clean everything first ;)

Stuff that matters, stuff that don't said...

Poor guy, hope he learns to clean the toilet tho

thenitefalls said...

It must suck to be this guy lol, but he deserves it.

Bassislv said...

lol, revengeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ion762 said...

wow sucks to be him

King Artur said...

What if he checks the one time after it has been hours and realizes you are not in there?

Arex said...

damn man that sucks


i hate when people dont pick up after themselves in a shared area. I lived in an apartment like that for 2 years, it was pretty horrible.

Life With Grandpa said...

i'm so sorry you live with an animal. : /
i hope one day he learns how to clean...

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Tifa said...

Lmao, oh you're bad!! XD

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