Thursday, February 10, 2011

Awkward Moments

Fort today’s entry I thought I would compile a list of the most awkward conversations I’ve personally walked in on or heard from friends, enjoy.

“So, I just saw this thumb laying there and I picked it up and threw it at the guy in front of me.”

This next one is from when I was at DINFOS. I was getting ready to hop into one of the open shower stalls while someone was getting out of their stall. Keep in mind that it was only the two of us in the bathroom.
Person 1:         “I don’t think there is going to be enough room in here for the both of us.”
Me:                  “What the fuck are you talking about?”
Person 1:         “Uhhhhh….” (The guy then went back into his shower stall and turned back on the water and closed the curtain. It was one of the weirdest things that have ever happened to me.)

This one is from my friend’s trip to a soccer tournament back in high school. He spent the night at a motel with his parents and this is what he heard.
Mom:   “That’s it, that’s it!”
Dad:    “Ugh!!!”
Mom:   “Be quiet, you are going to wake him up.”
Dad:    “OK, I’ll get a towel and clean up.”

“So, this is the chick that me and my friend double teamed back in Korea.”

Person 1: “What happened?”
Person 2: “Some motherfucker tried to take out my eyeball last night.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “I punched him in the face.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “Son of a bitch said my mother don’t love me. Nobody says that my momma don’t love me.”

23 comments:

Toto said...

ohh dude lol!

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Tyrone said...

I don’t think there is going to be enough room in here for the both of us.

Hahahaha back away slowly moment.

bbn said...

last is hillarious x)

Bassislv said...

“Son of a bitch said my mother don’t love me. Nobody says that my momma don’t love me.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JR said...

I laughed out loud on a few of those. Not sure if thats what you were going for (sorry if its not) but seriously who throws thumbs =)

Wolfoon said...

had a similar situation with number 2 except i figured out the retard was on his bluetooth in the shower. how that works i'll never know...

bamboleo said...

There's nothing better than fun in showers! Don't drop your soap!

Banacek said...

Yikes. That shower situation sounds pretty damn creepy.

Carl said...

Hah. the eyeball story is hilarious.

Rabidmoose said...

Yeah that shower one is pretty weird lol.

Jordan said...

maybe that one dude in the shower was a schizophrenic lol

RaZer said...

Oh god lol, that second one is great

Zoe! said...

I felt awkward just reading this.

Auatarch said...

I suddenly got this mental image of my own parents saying the lines in part 3. Thanks for the mental scaring.

umadmoviereviews said...

The one about the parents at the soccer game must have been awkward. If I heard my parents having sex it would be weird.

Ion762 said...

The shower one....would definitely be frighted of that guy!

murz90 said...

All are good, but the last one is the best :D

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ilir said...

That last convo, LOL. What kind of person would tell someone else that their mother doesn't love them? That takes some balls.

TreeBranchez said...

lol the second one...

I would of questioned what exactly he meant by that just to get it out of him :L

-DO- said...

love the last one, going to say this next time when someone is making problems

Feirny said...

second was is funny. last one is good aswell hahah doubled teamed her back in korea LOL

Tifa said...

Lmao, @ that poor kid. EWWWWWWWWW...!!

The second one was just o_o creepy..

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