Fort today’s entry I thought I would compile a list of the most awkward conversations I’ve personally walked in on or heard from friends, enjoy.
“So, I just saw this thumb laying there and I picked it up and threw it at the guy in front of me.”
This next one is from when I was at DINFOS. I was getting ready to hop into one of the open shower stalls while someone was getting out of their stall. Keep in mind that it was only the two of us in the bathroom.
Person 1: “I don’t think there is going to be enough room in here for the both of us.”
Me: “What the fuck are you talking about?”
Person 1: “Uhhhhh….” (The guy then went back into his shower stall and turned back on the water and closed the curtain. It was one of the weirdest things that have ever happened to me.)
This one is from my friend’s trip to a soccer tournament back in high school. He spent the night at a motel with his parents and this is what he heard.
Mom: “That’s it, that’s it!”
Dad: “Ugh!!!”
Mom: “Be quiet, you are going to wake him up.”
Dad: “OK, I’ll get a towel and clean up.”
“So, this is the chick that me and my friend double teamed back in Korea.”
Person 1: “What happened?”
Person 2: “Some motherfucker tried to take out my eyeball last night.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “I punched him in the face.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “Son of a bitch said my mother don’t love me. Nobody says that my momma don’t love me.”
22 comments:
ohh dude lol!
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I don’t think there is going to be enough room in here for the both of us.
Hahahaha back away slowly moment.
last is hillarious x)
I laughed out loud on a few of those. Not sure if thats what you were going for (sorry if its not) but seriously who throws thumbs =)
had a similar situation with number 2 except i figured out the retard was on his bluetooth in the shower. how that works i'll never know...
There's nothing better than fun in showers! Don't drop your soap!
Yikes. That shower situation sounds pretty damn creepy.
Hah. the eyeball story is hilarious.
Yeah that shower one is pretty weird lol.
maybe that one dude in the shower was a schizophrenic lol
Oh god lol, that second one is great
I felt awkward just reading this.
I suddenly got this mental image of my own parents saying the lines in part 3. Thanks for the mental scaring.
The one about the parents at the soccer game must have been awkward. If I heard my parents having sex it would be weird.
The shower one....would definitely be frighted of that guy!
All are good, but the last one is the best :D
lol nice quotes, real funny
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That last convo, LOL. What kind of person would tell someone else that their mother doesn't love them? That takes some balls.
lol the second one...
I would of questioned what exactly he meant by that just to get it out of him :L
love the last one, going to say this next time when someone is making problems
second was is funny. last one is good aswell hahah doubled teamed her back in korea LOL
Lmao, @ that poor kid. EWWWWWWWWW...!!
The second one was just o_o creepy..
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